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2/26/08 09:57 pm - RPS - where I make real people do rude things



Doing it for Daddy
(Jeff/Jensen). The p0rn version of THAT scene in Devil's Trap with lovely Daddy!kink.

Perfect Fit (Jensen/jacket)  Jacket!porn

Digital(ly) Enhanced (Jensen/Jared/Wentworth) Wentworth Miller and Jared Padalecki have very long fingers. Just ask Jensen’s ass.

Jared Padalecki is drunk  (Jared/Smeckles)A tale of drunkenness, sex, Smeckles and two boys in love

Picturing You  (jealous!Jared/Jensen) Jared has an unexpected response to Jensen’s latest photo shoot

Fast cars (will do me no good)  (J2) How did Jensen feel when Jared pulled out of going to  Asylum?

I do not want what i have not got (Jared/Chad, J2) A spinoff from Fast Cars

By your side  (J2) At a tense time for Jared, Jensen is by his side. 

Catalogue of kisses (J2) Kisses mean different things in Hollywood and Vancouver
The Rehearsal (J2) A combination of Hollywood expectations, tequila and Chad, has left Jared anxious about sex, but Jensen finds a novel way to help him discover how good it can be.


Crack
Jared's Birthday presents

Supernatural Season 2: Limited Edition Boxed DVD: The J-squared Cut

The physics of Jensen Ackles and the J-sqaured effect explained
The biology and ecology of Jared Padalecki




2/25/08 08:49 pm - WELCOME TO THE CRACK DEN

 
 All my crack supplies are here kiddies!

MissyJack Magazines

Special Hell Monthly What all the cool demons are reading

FHM For Hunter’s Monthly

Broyay For brother’s who love each other in that special way.

Mpreg  For men who have ass babies and the men who love them    

Autoerotica   Celebrity cars and their sex lives. 
Special Hell cellular
  The preferred carrier for your goblet of blood.

 


MissyJack Media

Supernatural Season 2: Limited Edition Boxed DVD: The J-squared Cut


Missy Pedia

The physics of Jensen Ackles and the J-squared effect explained
The biology and ecology of Jared Padalecki

The Structural Engineering of Dean Winchester
Worth Your Weight in John Winchester


Special Hell Crack

Position Vacant - Demonic Mayhem Unit  Special Hell is recruiting for a replacement for the YED
Memo from the desk of Azazael   Policy guidance on bargaining.

Memo from the desk of Azazael 2 Change to the Special Hell Admissions policy

1-800evilsux Call the Demon Hunter's Hotline
 Let’s Make a Deal
Dean has to bargain with three demon!fangirls.

Memo from heaven New policies released on soul recruitment strategies

 

Animal Crack-ers

Never Again Yak Crack 
Stallion mentality Horse crack
Ad for Mr Sparkles  Unicorn crack

 

Sundry Crack

Jared's Birthday presents

Dean's Birthday presents and cards

Sam's birthday presents
Four things that didn’t happen in Supernatural in 2006

Happy Happy Joy Joy Supernatural fandom brings you new! improved! JOY with added Darkness and Angst. 
Plastic!Winchesters blitz Emmys A tribute to Plastic!Winchester Theatre by anteka

Caustic Recap of PWT
Morse Code porn

 Silent Night, Deadly night – Xmas goes awry

Welcome to Soggynautral – They’re fighting evil under the sea!

Supernatural South Park and Driver’s Rules starring Emo and Snarky

Kansas Demon Hunters Monthly: The Winchester Interview (Norwegian remix)

The best little whorehouse in fandom    Mona’s birthday present.

8/4/07 07:19 am

So there's another Supernatural Creation Con event being held in California on October 27-28. Jared is down to attend.

Of course I have JUST booked my air fare for Wincon, and I am due to fly out on the 25th of October!!!

Now I have to ponder whether to stay... we've just had Wincon, so who else amongst you would be going to this??  Seeing Jared would be neat, but for me going to a con is about hanging out with you lot.

Damn you universe sometimes I hate choices.



8/4/07 12:20 am - Get your geek on!

Announcing the launch of :

Some of us really do watch for the plot: a collection of Supernatural essays
edited by and

Forty essays covering Supernatural from the Pilot through to Heart explore everything from Sam's shadow self to why Dean is a hero and what John's journal tells us about him. Find out why the boys not hugging is a good thing and explore the genetics of demons. There's essays on faith, free will, feminism and fairy tales. Some essays will have you agreeing enthusiastically, others may have you hurling the book across the room. They'll all make you think.

Click on the beautiful cover by for the Table of Contents

Order now at Cafe Press for $16.99. Sorry no free steak knives.




I am so proud of this book. Its a true fannish collaboration. The idea arose in a comment chat between , and me,  and the next thing you know it was happening. This wouldn't have happened without  and her amazing energy and drive.

People put forward their own work , so there's a great diversity of contributors. A wonderful group of people volunteered to help edit and proof the book. Special thanks to , and for helping with the final technical stuff.

This book is a testament to our wonderful show, and what it inspires, and also to the great thinky and creative brains of fandom. Hope y'all enjoy it.

And get thinky - the next volume awaits.

8/2/07 12:51 pm - Of memes and recs

Tagged by  

 for  the “List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself” meme

 

  1. I like to drunk pre-order on Amazon. Then I have lovely surprises like this morning when the postie knocks on my door with a package and I have no idea what it is! Turned out this one was the Friday Night Lights soundtrack. And it rocks.
  2. When I go to the cinema I am not allowed to start eating my choctop until the main feature starts.
  3. I talk to my dog when we are out walking.
  4. I never learnt how to drive, however I do know about basic engine maintenance.
  5. I am trying to write a new stand-up show which may be called “Why I married my iPod” or “Get your hand out of my cunt while you’re waving me goodbye”. I’m good at titles. I think the whole show may be just a list of titles.
  6. I hate wearing shoes with laces.
  7. My eyes change colour. They are generally blue/grey, but when it’s going to rain they go sorta green.

 Anyway consider yourself tagged, And if you don’t want to write about yourself, why not do the meme as a character from one of your fandoms?

 

Bobby from Supernatural

  1. I’m really a cat person.
  2. I spent two years in a seminary studying to become a Jesuit priest.
  3. I would really like to see the pyramids.
  4. I watch American Idol. And I vote.
  5. I love Dean more than Sam.
  6. I don’t think I could bear to live with anyone but sometimes I get real lonely.

And here are some wonderful stories I'd highly recommend: 

 has posted a new chapter in the Sick ‘Verse

 I don’t often read WIPs but this one is so delicious - it's like comfort food. Jared looks after Jensen when he is sick, and discovers how much he loves Jensen. He then fakes being sick so Jensen will look after him, but Jensen finds out. And that's just the beginning of the rocky road of this relationship. There’s angst a plenty.  Even though its unfinished at present, it is still extremely satisfying and I just want to snuggle it.

 
 And in the end that’s all I get
by

Part of her Ruins verse. The beauty of writing will take your breath away, as it evokes the pain of a broken relationship.

 

 

When I fell, Verona by 


Readers may avoid this due to the warnings, but you are missing out if you do. It is a dark and intense piece, possibly the best RPS darkfic I have ever read. The writing is masterful and it evokes a world of parties and drugs and fucking that I could almost taste and smell. The characterisations are crystal sharp.  Oh, and Chad’s sorta a hero. *loves*

7/31/07 10:31 am - Comic Con compilation

I have collected links to reports, transcripts and those delicious clips from Comic Con here at at Super Wiki . For individual fan reports check the last [info]spnnewsletter.

Surely we must be due for some promo stills from the first epsiode soon??? *is desperate*

Enjoy!

7/31/07 12:51 am - Why Bugs is the best episode ever.

At Comic Con, the Supernatural Panel were asked for their favourite episode, so I thought I’d share mine.

Bugs.

(waits for laughter to subside)

Please join me in a picspam meta on Bugs and then comment or post about your most-loved episode.  It'll helps pass the time until October.

A hint for writing metas. Look to the title. Bugs. This episode is about brothers’ bugging each other. (watch out for falling anvils around here).

It’s easy from our position of devoted brotherly love at the end of Season Two to forget what things were like back in the day. These guys don’t know each other as well as they used to (or think they used to) and they haven’t yet got to know each other as the people they are now.

There is unresolved shit – and it’s about to hit the fan. Bugs directly precedes the confrontation of Asylum and the break-up of Scarecrow.

But let’s get to the pretty pics. (caps from  

  with a bit of doctoring from me)

 

 Dean has cash. Dean is happy. Dean can buy a cute boy.


Oh hai! Look a cute boy! Sam is sprawled on the hood of the Impala. Let me say that again. Sam is sprawled on the hood of the Impala. *takes a moment*

Kripke made the point at Comic Con – it’s Dean’s car. So Sam sprawling here is provocative – in all senses of the word *g*. He’s being a bratty little brother, but more seriously, he’s challenging Dean’s position of “older brother in charge”.

Sam wouldn’t lounge on the Impala now. One, because he knows it would piss Dean off, and secondly, these days he would crush the Impala like an aluminium can!

 

But Dean wants Sam to stay. and keep having sex with him. So he lets Sam sprawl on the car. And he lets him drive. Given that Sam didn’t drive at all in S2, we can see what a big gesture this was from Dean. 

 This shot pwns me. Kim Manners directing – what can I say! Well - a lot.  But there's another meta coming on that.  We are so lucky to have Kim  overseeing the direction of this show. And looking after our boys.


“We accept homeowners of any race, religion, color, or…sexual orientation.”

First official gay joke. Followed by Dean calling Sam honey and smacking  him on the ass.

Oh boys. Also? Free BBQ makes Dean very happy. The first real mention fo Dean’s love of food. And Sam’s ass.

 

Dean: Dad never treated us like that.
Sam: Well, Dad never treated you like that. You were perfect. He was all over my case. You don’t remember?
Dean: Well, maybe he had to raise his voice, but sometimes, you were out of line.

Yeah - not so much happy family memories.


Dean likes steam showers.  And you just know he has a deep moisturising treatment on his hair. Please can we see Dean enjoy steam showers more often?

 

 The boys with umbrellas. I like ordinary things like this. It’s also sort of hot.  Also, I’m kinda weird.

 

Sam’s lightbulb moment – from pissy!Sam to a WTF!Sam in 2.7 seconds.
I won’t transcribe this speech, coz dudes? Watch the episode. It’s heartbreaking – Sam and Dean’s different views of their family and their place in it. Sam finally getting that John was proud of him, and scared for him. And that he checked up on him at Stanford.

The final lines:
Sam: Why didn’t you tell me any of that?
Dean: Well, it’s a two-way street, dude. You could’ve picked up the phone.

 …just reminds you how broken this relationship was. *sniffle*

 

The Scene that launched The Bee Story. ‘nuff said.

 

 And the boys defeat evil bugs by ...waiting for the sun to rise. Which it does  - very very quickly.

 
And that’s Bugs. A much under-rated episode but one of my favourites.

But then again – they all are.


 

7/30/07 09:09 pm - Think before you click - SEASON THREE SPOILERS

Best bits from Comic Con thanks to  and   for the links

(none of this post relates to actual spoilers for S3 but the clips do)

Video clip of Jensen talking blokey stuff about cars


Interviews with Jensen, Eric and Ben.  One of the best interviews with Jensen - he calls Kripke "Stinky",  jokes about turning the Impala into the Batmobile, talks geek about how to make holy water. Oh and he is really really HOT! and funny.

Eric talks about exciting shit in S3.

Ben has obviously just been out the back sharing a spliff with Joss.

Just turned my excitement level for season three up to 11.

7/29/07 08:59 pm - More Sera ...

Comic Con report from Comic Alliance
(warning link contains spoilers)

Sera's on her job description:

"It is to take two handsome young men and torture them every week"


oh Sera.

7/8/07 12:46 am - GIP

This icon is by a base from , who picked what I think is one of the most romantic J2 shots ever.

The body language, Jensen's little foot-pop - his heel just kicking off the floor as he leans in, and of course Jared's GINORMOUS feet.

I'll be over hear wearing a Pink Shirt and a Tin Hat.

7/7/07 03:01 pm - in ur photoshoot, wearing ur pink shirt!!!!!!



ETA: If Firefly fans are Browncoats, then I think J2 fans should be the Pink Shirts!!!!

7/7/07 02:10 pm

As you know ive been hanging out at TWOP and  my pain has finally been rewarded...

New pics of Jensen being fashion model boy (hi Hansel!) in Hollywood Life (from darlapup).

I think under Metrosexual at Wikipedia they have these photos....

Mind you with all the PINK I expected the pics to be captioned: Jensen Ackles is dressed by Jared Padalecki!













7/7/07 10:58 am

Woke up with this thought...(well this and SAUSAGES)

Wouldn't fanfic - reading and writing - be a great medium to use in teaching women with low literacy?

7/6/07 09:54 pm

via TWOP

New writer for Supernatural is Laurence Andries. He's written and been a producer on Six Feet Under, Alias and Millenium. Great mix as far as I can see - black humor, action, and horror. And possibly Sam in a wig and lycra.

I was over at TWOP chuckling because  put me onto the fact they've had a hissy fit and stopped recapping Doctor Who because  SHOCK HORROR - many American fans are watching it via DL rather than waiting for it to air on (US) TV.  Here's an idea TWOP - recap when it airs in England. The intrawebs might be global but some people still have parochial minds.

But dear god I can't bear those forums.

7/6/07 11:08 am - STOP AND THINK BEFORE YOU CLICK.


Do you really want to be spoiled?



Okay - colour me spoiled now. I wasn't  going to look but I couldn't stop myself.

Synopsis for 3x01 from Spoilerfix
- In a Supernatural twist of The Seven Deadly Sins, Bobby advises caution, but Sam disagrees. The demon Envy recognizes Dean by name. Two more hunters, Tamara and Isaac, help chase down the demons before realizing they're being hunted themselves. Dean tells them all to escape while they can while he tries to slow them down, showing an apparent death wish that angers his brother.

I have also read the two sides which are up. Tamara and Issac are married demon hunters. Yes there will be some nice parallels with Sam and Dean - there is a comment about the boys smiling at their banter.

There is some dissing of Sam and Dean, obviously a memo has gone out about them being involved in the opening of the hell's gate and it hasn't really enhanced their reputation. Issac says "You guys seem nice enough but this isn't Scooby Doo.."

With all the demons that are out looks like the boys will be running into hunters, but having to prove they're not themselves. Imagine - they've killed YED but other hunters will only see them as the ones that loosed all the demons. I like this!

Bobby is in all the scenes I read and is fantastic - looks like a bit of character development here! He obviosuly has history with Issac and Tamara. See this is what having other characters does - allows us to see new sides of people.

The Seven Deadly Sins seem to be written in the style of YED - cruel and crackalicious:

"Some people crochet, others golf. me? I like to see people's insides on their outsides."

 The envy dude recognises Dean: "You're practically a walking billboard of gluttony and lust"

This makes me very happy in my pants.

The only mention of our two new hunters in the sides is a brief shot of Ruby watching the house our guys are in from across the street. Now yes she is described as "a beautiful raven haired young woman" and i am sure that will trigger the Mary Sue response. But if you read sides you'd know the stage directions and descriptions are written in a sort of hyper real way as a shorthand to convey the mood the writer is after.

eg: Bobby shakes Issac's hand. Hale fellow well met.

Towards the end - which is in Act 3 - we get a hint that Dean is perhaps seeing himself as expendable because of his one year use-by-date.

In conclusion: OUR SHOW ROCKS. HARD.

IS IT SEPTEMBER YET?

7/5/07 01:37 pm - My fandom is dangerous, smart and expertly trained

Some of us really do watch for the plot: a collection of Supernatural essays.

Remember the Meta Book project  and I were editing?

Well it's nearly finished!! I am putting the final design touches on the manuscript and have just seen the wonderful cover done by

You are going to love this book - there are FORTY essays covering everything from demon genetics to how law enforcement is portrayed on the show, philosophical discussions of free will and faith, as well as indepth analysis of episodes. And of course wonderful insights into Sam, Dean and John  and  other characters including Bobby, Gordon, Jo  and the Impala. 

The quality of writing and critical analysis surpasses what I have seen in many other commerically published essay collections on TV shows. 

It will be available through Cafe Press - more details once we have a firm publication date. 

This fandom SO rocks.




7/4/07 06:43 am - Do it for the teens....


THIS YOUNG MAN>>>>




needs a Teen Choice Award.

You can make his dream come true by voting NOW

Don't worry if you are OLD and NOT AMERICAN:

Pick a zip code (personally I like 90210) and lie about your age.

If Jared wins not only does he get a shiny statue - we get to see him on stage making an acceptance speech
and you know that will be Jared-tastic!



what are you still doing here?

(after voting watch this vid to the Ballad of Jensen and Jared)

7/4/07 12:40 am - News snippets

News from around the place

* A rumour Jared has been nominated for a Teen Choice Award? Anyone confirm this?

* unsubtantiated leaked news from Emmy's doesn't include Jensen among the nominees.

* Raelle Tucker is leaving Supernatural to write for the new HBO/Alan Ball vampire series True Blood. Sad loss of the writer who gave us Faith, CSPWDT and  WIaWSNB amongst others.

* Sera Gamble and Ben Edlund are now co-exec producers on the show. Yay!

* an American remake of Life on Mars? I don't hate the idea - in fact seeing 1973 American cops would be fun.

7/3/07 05:47 pm - Sandywhack icons

Some icons from the photobooth pics (courtesy of sandramccoy.4fans.net)

Feel free to use as bases;
Feel free to imagine J-squared version.


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7/3/07 12:15 pm - Lessons learnt in Wellington

  • Tin hats will set off airport security. Ask  who developed an intimate relationship with several security staff.
  • Buying three litres of tequila at duty-free was not a mistake. Also I rock at making purple nurples which taste a lot better than I thought.  
  • Karaoke is enhanced both by the consumption of Long Island Iced Tea, and the background slides which featured puppies, kittens, tigers, random pots and SHEEP. (cue groans from the local Kiwis).
  • Fangirls will slash anyone. Our tour guide Ted on our LOTR tour had some great inside gossip on the movies because his brother Chris worked in the SFX industry. Ted got to go to a number of LOTR cast and crew events because “my brother doesn’t have a girlfriend so he would take me as his date”. Cue busload of Wincesters shoving our fists into our mouths. Ted/Chris – our weekend OTP.
  • Fandom is an amazing phenomenon. I am relatively new to all this and that a group of people aged from 20 to 40 from such different backgrounds can spend four days having such a blast is incredible to me.
  • DeVour is a really bad movie. Excrutiatingly bad. Repeated viewing does not improve it but oh Jensen is so pretty. And he sounds exactly like Papa Ackles. 
  •  baby!Jared in Gilmore Girls is delectable and Dean Forester is The Perfect Boyfriend. Rory however should be sporked.
  • I discover something new every time I watch an episode of Supernatural. I love my show.
  • Yeah and there was The Incident. You don’t know how much I wish that had never happened.
  • Getting a whole row of seats to myself on the plane on the way home was FTW! Melbourne looked stunning as we flew in low over it at twilight.
  • Big smishes to those who made the weekend happen and to the wonderful creative ratbags you all are.
  • Next stop: Wincon.

 

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